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Thursday, February 16, 2017

14:25

FIND OUT WHAT THIS LITTLE ARSENAL FAN IS THINKING AFTER THE BAYERN MUNICH GAME



1ST THOUGHT: Why did my dad lie? He told me we will beat Bayern because PSG defeated Barcelona and Benfica defeated Dortmund. But why did I even  believe him??

2ND THOUGHT: Why do we always exit the Champions league in the second round??

3RD THOUGHT: Why haven't we won the Champions League since it started?

4TH THOUGHT: How did we got scammed thinking Asene Wenger is the best coach in the world when he Never won the Champions League and last won the EPL before my elder brother was born?

5TH THOUGHT: What French babalawo did the jazz to make us always believe that we will always win the EPL title and the Champions league whenever Asene Wenger says NEXT SEASON?

You can complete the rest. Lol!

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

17:30

ARSENAL SUPER STAR LEAVES ARSENAL FOR CHINA!


Ogbonge Super Falcons forward Asisat Oshoala has left Women’s Super League One club Arsenal Ladies in England to join Chinese side Dalian Quanjian.

The 22-year-old won the BBC’s Women’s Footballer of the Year Award in 2015 before joining Arsenal from Liverpool.

She helped the Gunners win the Women’s FA Cup at Wembley in May and recently won the 2016 African Women’s Player of the Year Award.

Oshoala also played for Nigeria at the 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup in Canada.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the forward had joined the club at the start of the 2016 FA WSL season and made 11 appearances for Arsenal Ladies.

This included the SSE Women’s FA Cup win at Wembley Stadium.

She was part of the Nigerian team which won the African Women’s Cup of Nations in December.

Arsenal Ladies FC, in a reaction to Oshoala’s departure, praised the player for her services.

“We will like to thank Asisat for her contributions to Arsenal Ladies during the 2016 season and wish her well in her upcoming move, which is subject to the completion of the player’s registration process.’’(NAN)


10:55

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING PSG, BARCELONA AND YESTERDAY'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL!!



Do you know that Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang didn't play well for Dortmund? He had just 7 passes, 1 shot on target, 1 penalty saved, 0 chances created, 0 take-ons and 0 goals.

Do you know that Benfica's goal scorer; Kostas Mitroglou has now scored 13 goals in his last 13 games for Benfica across all competitions?

Do you know that Marco Verratti has never lost a Champions League home game as a PSG player?
He has 11 wins and 5 draws.

Do you know that PSG vs Barcelona is the only game the MSN has 0 shots on target?

Do you know that Barcelona managed just ONE shot on target in the entire game against PSG?

Do you know that PSG's Adrien Rabiot won 100% of his tackles vs Barcelona? He also made 56 passes, 4 interceptions,
4 take-ons and he created one chance.

Do you know that Barcelona's 4-0 loss to PSG is their joint-heaviest defeat in European competition in the club's 118-year history?

Do you know that Edinson Cavani has now scored 115 goals for PSG? Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic with 156 has scored more in the club’s 47-year history.

Do you know that Angel Di Maria has now been directly involved in 10 goals in 14 Champions League games since joining PSG? He has 7 goals and 3 assists.

Do you know that Julian Draxler has now scored for PSG on all of his debuts? He scored on his Ligue 1 debut, Coupe de France debut and his Champions League debut.

Do you know that you can win like PSG? you can even win against big opponents like Barcelona, But you have to believe in yourself and have a plan like PSG.

Good morning everyone!!
10:14

PLEASE USE THESE 4-0 FACTS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING JAMB QUESTIONS



FACT 1: Paris Saint-Germain tore Barcelona apart as they secured a 4-0 Champions League victory
FACT 2: The hosts dominated the early stages of the game before Angel Di Maria's free-kick put them ahead
FACT 3: PSG went in at the break 2-0 up thanks to a goal from German forward Julian Draxler in the 40th minute
FACT 4: Di Maria then doubled his tally and made it 3-0 as he curled in a shot from outside the penalty area
FACT 5: They weren't done at three, with Edinson Cavani finally getting on the scoresheet himself for number four

Why did Barcelona loose to PSG?

(A) Because Messi went ghost mode against PSG.
(B) Because yesterday was Di Maria's birthday and the gods gave him a birthday gift
(C) Because Barcelona is the boyfriend of PSG, it decided to give her 4 birthday gifts
(D) Because PSG were better than Barcelona.

Please which of them is the answer?


Tuesday, February 14, 2017

11:26

READ THE FUNNY VALENTINE CONVERSATION BETWEEN FUNKE AND TUNDE!



TUNDE SCREAMED WHEN HE CALLED FUNKE: Le 14 février! c'est La Saint Valentin!! la fête de l'amour et des amoureux!!! I am so excited!!!!!!
FUNKE: Why are you supper excited?

TUNDE: Today is February 14! Can you believe that???
FUNKE: Wow! Finally!!!

FUNKE TURNED TO HER FRIENDS AND WHISPERED
Tunde has finally asked me out! Can you believe it???

FUNKE FRIENDS: When did he asked you out?
FUNKE: Now oo! This Valentine!!!

TUNDE: Are you there?
FUNKE: Yes I am!

SHE PUT HER PHONE ON SPEAKER SO HER FRIENDS COULD HEAR HER!

TUNDE: Today is the best day of my life and I want to spend it with you!
FUNKE: Really?

TUNDE: Yes! I have been dreaming of today for a long time! I really want to spend it with you!!!
FUNKE:I have been dreaming of spending today with you also!! So where do we meet up???

TUNDE: Where else? We will meet in your brother's Viewing Center na!!
FUNKE: Why? Let's meet in La Voule'! It's a French Restaurant and it's romantic!!!

TUNDE: Who is talking about romance? I want you to watch how my club Barcelona will beat PSG!!!
FUNKE: What? You are stupid!!

SHE CUT'S THE CALL

TUNDE: Hello? Hello???

END!!!

Monday, February 13, 2017

14:55

CONTE RESPONDS TO MOURINHO'S CRITICISM: I WILL NOT DISTRACT MY SELF WITH MOURINHO'S COMMENTS!!




Antonio Conte has refused to respond to Jose Mourinho's criticism that Chelsea are a defensive team.

The Manchester United manager claimed after his side's victory over Watford that the Blues would not let their oga at the top position at the top of the Premier League slip because of their conservative style of play and focus on counterattacking and set pieces.

"I don't like to respond to other managers," the Italian told reporters. "I don't like this jokey play. I have a bit of experience about this."

Conte did admit, however, that Chelsea had struggled to break down a Burnley team that has taken fewer points at home than only Tottenham the Blues themselves so far this season.

"The pitch is small and it is better for the team that defends and plays the long ball," Conte explained. "You have less pitch to cover, there is a good atmosphere and I think it is right to have this type of atmosphere.


10:54

JOSE MOURINHO TAKES SWIPE AT CHELSEA! CALLS THEM A DEFENSIVE CLUB!!!


Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho decided to once again take an unmasked swipe at Premier League leaders Chelsea by labelling his former employers 'very defensive'.

The Portuguese tactician has been critical of the west London outfit's playing style under Antonio Conte this season and he maintained that tone on Saturday.

'Chelsea are a very good defensive team,' insisted Mourinho.

'They defend very well and with lots of players and I think in this situation a very defensive team wins the title with counter-attack goals and set pieces goals so I don't think they will let it slip but football is football.'

Though Chelsea scored from a counter attacking play today, but Conte will not be worried about Mourinho's latest jibe as his side are sitting pretty at the top of the Premier League table.

Mourinho's dig is particularly bizarre as 'defensive' Chelsea have scored 52 goals so far this season while United have only managed 38.

What do you think of Mourinho's jibe?

10:49

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING LALIGA, SERIE A AND THE WEEKEND GAMES!



Do you know that Alexandre Lacazette has scored 20+ goals in each of his last three Ligue 1 seasons?
2014/15: 27 goals
2015/16: 21 goals
2016/17: 20 goals

Do you know that Monaco have scored 12 goals in two games vs Metz in Ligue 1 this season?
Metz 0-7 Monaco
Monaco 5-0 Metz

Do you know that Edin Dzeko has now scored 18 goals in Serie A this season? He has more goals
than any player in the division.

Do you know that Mohamed Salah has now been directly involved in 33 goals in 51 Serie A games for Roma?
He has 22 goals and 11 assists.

Do you know that Gonzalo Higuain has now scored a brace on 5 separate occasions in Serie A since joining Juventus?
He has 7 goals in his last 7 Serie A games.

Do you know that it took only 128 games for Luis Suarez to equal Luis Enrique's Bacelona's 109 goal record?
It took Luis Enrique 300 games to score 109 goals for Barcelona.

Do you know that Suarez with 18 goals is the highest goal scorer in Laliga? Messi is second with 17 and C Ronaldo 3rd with
14 goals.

Do you know that Radamel Falcao has scored 15 league goals this season? This is the first time he’s reached this
total since 2012/13 when he bagged 28 for Atletico.

Do you know that 2 seasons of bad goal scoring record in one league can not erase the prolific goal scoring record of
Falcao?

EPL Falure do not define Falcao. Falure in a particular thing should not define you!!







10:43

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING THE EPL GAMES!



Do you know that Leicester are the only team in England's top-4 tiers yet to score a single league goal in 2017?

Do you know that Jamie Vardy has failed to have a single shot on target in 513 minutes of Premier League action?

Do you know that Diego Costa has not had a shot on target from open play in his last three Premier League
games for Chelsea?

Do you know that César Azpilicueta completed 101 passes vs Burnley? This is more than any other player in the Premier League
last weekend.

Do you know that Ander Herrera completed 73 passes, won 7 tackles, created 2 chances, made 2 interceptions and had 2
clearances vs Watford?

Do you know that Man Utd are now unbeaten in 16 league games? This is the longest active unbeaten run in Europe's top 5
leagues.

Do you know that United with 2000 points, United have the most points won in Premier League history? Arsenal are second with 1800, Chelsea third with 1755 points.

Do you know that Sanchez with 25 goals have the most goals and assists in the EPL this season? Costa and Lukaku are
second with 20 goals and assists.

Do you know that Liverpool are unbeaten against the top 6 in the EPL this season? They have 4 wins and 4 draws.

Do you know that though they are unbeaten against
the top 6? they still loose a lot against the smaller clubs in the EPL

Do you know that the small and little things you do matters a lot? They prepare you for the big moments.

Don't take that little job or business for granted!

Good morning and have a great week ahead

Friday, February 10, 2017

14:15

DALE ALI IS THE BEST PLAYER OF THE MONTH FOR JANUARY!!!a



Dele Alli has claimed the EA SPORTS Player of the Month award for January. No player scored more than the Tottenham Hotspur midfielder's five goals last month as the north Londoners stepped up their Premier League title challenge with three wins and two draws in the month.

Alli scored twice at Watford in a 4-1 victory on New Year’s Day, and repeated that feat three days later as Spurs ended Chelsea’s 13-match winning streak with a 2-0 win at White Hart Lane.

The 20-year-old triggered a fightback with Spurs' first goal at Manchester City as Mauricio Pochettino’s men rallied to earn a 2-2 draw at the Etihad Stadium on 21 January.

"The team's done very well this month, not just me individually,” he said. “We've had lots of players in form so it's an honour to win it."

Alli, who also provided an assist in Spurs’ 4-0 win over West Bromwich Albion on 14 January, beat a five-man shortlist that featured Harry Kane, Seamus Coleman, Alexis Sanchez, and Gylfi Sigurdsson.

The England international received the most votes combined of a panel of experts, Premier League captains and the public.

Alli will hope to add to his goal haul when Spurs visit Liverpool on Saturday.
12:07

KLOPP UNDER HEAVY PRESSURE AS LIVERPOOL FACE TOTTENHAM ON SATURDAY!!



We can all remember when Liverpool defeated Manchester City on the final day of 2016, moving them within six points of Chelsea. Everything was looking bright for the New Year before a calamitous first five weeks of 2017 saw Liverpool slump to fifth place in the Premier League and crash out of both the FA Cup and the EFL Cup.

Since ringing in the New Year, Klopp's side have won just one match of 10 they have played, and that was an FA Cup replay against League Two Plymouth Argyle.

This is the worst run of Klopp's time on Merseyside - indeed, it is Liverpool's worst opening to a calendar year since 1993 - and is why Saturday night's home fixture with Spurs assumes such great importance.
Liverpool's season hangs in the balance. Six weeks ago, it seemed inconceivable that they would finish outside the Champions League places, with many tipping them to run Chelsea close along the final straight.

Now, oga Klopp is under serious pressure to get his side a Champions League spot with the shadows of Manchester United looming on the league table.



Thursday, February 09, 2017

15:41

PLEASE READ THIS: HOW MUCH IS YOUR TIME? #080BUSINESSFRIDAY



We have all heard the song "TIME NA MONEY OO" by Mike Okri. The song is popular because its true. Time is money, time is valuable, time can be saved, it can also be invested or wasted.
The value or premium we place on time depends on the money we make. The money we are making now depends on what we invested our time and money on. The money we will make in the future also depends on what we invest our time or money in. The circles go on and on.

The truth is; people who spend their time doing more profitable work make more money.
People who spend their time investing in others build better relationships.
People who spend their time creating a flexible career enjoy more freedom.
People who spend their time working on high-impact projects contribute more to society.

Whether you want more wealth, more friendship, more freedom, or more impact,
it all comes down to how you spend your time. How you spend your time depends on the value and premium you put on it.

This is why in addition to football news and entertainment, we inspire and feed you with business ideas. We want to ensure that the time you spendon our facebook page or our blog is valuable. We care about your time. We do!!

Welcome to #080businessfriday!

How much is your time worth???

14:42

DAVID DE GEA: I AM HAPPY AT MANCHESTER UNITED



The 26-year-old goalkeeper is probably the only star in the post-Sir Alex Ferguson era, winning the club's player of the year award for the past three seasons.

This ogbonge form has led to admiring glances from Real Madrid, who he was on the brink of joining in 2015 only for the transfer to collapse in acrimony and some few fax errors and glitches.

Real's interest is said to be heating up and getting Real again, but the player would not be drawn on the subject. He has this to say;
"The future, no-one knows," De Gea told AS. "The future is the future. "I'm very happy here - it's a great club. In England, football is much enjoyed."

Asked about the potential of a summer move to Real, he said: "I will not talk about that."I will not talk about it any more. Now we need to stay focused with my club."


14:01

ARSENAL CAN OVERTAKE CHELSEA TO WIN THE TITLE! DO YOU AGREE WITH WENGER?



He said: 'Of course, our fans have been consistent and have a high level of expectation, as I have as well. But I don't feel it is absolutely clear.

'You cannot be a fan until last Tuesday and not be a fan any more and not be behind the team this Saturday, it doesn't make sense.
'All the other clubs, everywhere we fight with Man United, Man City, Liverpool... they have big expectations as well and big histories. We are in a fight there, we absolutely have to be united or we have no chance to do it.

'You have Tottenham, everyone is in the fight and everyone is behind their team. We have to do exactly the same, even if we had two disappointing results.
'It's been a difficult week. We are here to win football games so when we don't win football games we are very disappointed.
'But it's as well an interesting week because it's a good test at an important moment of the season and it's as well a good opportunity to show what we are made of and to deal with what matters to us - what is at stake and in front of us in the next game.

'We have a big fight in the Premier League, a big fight in the Champions League, with a big game coming up, and we still have the FA Cup as well. We want to do well in all three competitions and that's as well why it's important that we focus, respond and get our fans behind the team, because this is an important and very sensitive part of the season - and we have to respond to disappointment together.

'It's never over (the title race). We cannot behave like that. Even if you think it is, I don't. We cannot even think like that.

We agree with Wenger! The title race is not over!! Do you believe Arsenal can still win the title?

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

18:20

WELCOME TO OUR DO YOU KNOW SEGMENT FEATURING THE NPFL AND TODAY'S GAMES



Do you know that Sunshine Stars have conceded 6 goals in the second half of matches played this season?
This is at least one more than any other side.

Do you know that Gombe United have now gone 5 consecutive #NPFL matches without scoring in the first half?
They did't score a first half goal today.

Do you know that Kano Pillars have remained unbeaten in 7 consecutive #NPFL matches against ABS FC?

Do you know that Lobi Stars have never lost a #NPFL match in which Kingsley Eduwo scored? They have 7 wins and 1 draw.

Do you know that Joseph Abiodun's goal is the first to be conceded by Abia Warriors at the Umahia Township stadium this season?

Do you know that today, Jimmy Ambrose scored his first ever goal in the #NPFL?

Do you know that Chidiebere Ajoku scored 4 #NPFL goals in the whole of last season? Well, he has matched the tally after 6 apps this term.

Do you know that Niger Tornadoes won an away #NPFL game today? This is the first time since June 2011 (1-0 vs ABS FC). They have ended a run of 43 games.

Do you know that we have two wishes for you this year? (1): To win in difficult circumstances like Niger Tornadoes did today.
(2): To achieve something you have NEVER achieved Like Jimmy Ambrose achieved today

Good evening everyone!!!
10:20

IS THE REFEREE RIGHT TO SEND OFF SUAREZ IN THEIR COPA DEL RAY SEMI FINAL?



Ogbonge Barcelona made it to their fourth straight Spanish Cup final thanks to a Luis Suarez goal but he will miss the game after being sent off in the dramatic semi-final.

Luis Enrique’s side finished with nine men after both Suarez and Sergi Roberto walked. Atletico Madrid also had Yannick Carrasco sent off and were lucky not to lose Filipe Luis too after he scythed down Lionel Messi.

There was a missed penalty and confrontations between the two benches as the two old sparring partners did not disappoint in an epic struggle.

After the final whistle, Suarez labelled his sending off on Tuesday night laughable and said he hopes it will be overturned allowing him to play in the Copa del Rey final.

The Uruguayan was shown a second yellow card for what looked like an innocuous challenge on Lucas Hernandez.

‘I just turned and jumped,’ said the forward. ‘I don’t even think it was a foul. I hope we can appeal the decision.
‘I’m laughing at the decision. It seems like it was what he wanted. We know how this goes. You could see it coming.
‘The first card was for my first foul of the game and the second card was for nothing.’

Suarez had scored the first half goal that in effect sends Barcelona into the final. It was his fifth in five games.

Do you think the referee was right to give him a second yellow?



Tuesday, February 07, 2017

14:08

FIND OUT WHY ABRAMOVICH IS ANGRY AT AGENT PETER CECH AFTER HIS PASS TO FABREGAS!



ABRAMOVICH TO CECH: Are you free to talk?
CECH: Yes I am!
ABRAMOVICH: Good! We need to talk about your pass to Fabregas for Chelsea's third goal!
CECH: Yes boss! That was a good pass!!

ABRAMOVICH: It was a good, but needless pass!
CECH: I have been doing my side of the deal since I signed for Arsenal. What do you want from me?

ABRAMOVICH: I want you to do it well! You haven't being doint it well!

CECH NOW ANGRY, EXPLAINS ALL HE HAS DONE FOR CHELSEA SINCE SIGNING FOR ARSENAL!!
CECH: I succeded in gaining Wenger's trust and those of Arsenal fans when I won the Community Shield. I conceded two easy goals in my first game at Arsenal. I conceded a terrible goal against common Crystal Palace. I did..

ABRAMOVICH: Calm down...

CECH CUTS IN: I have never saved a penalty in an EPL game since I signed for Arsenal. Just last game, I gave Fabregas a direct pass to concede. So what the hell do you want from me?

ABRAMOVICH: I want you to be discrete. Your pass to Fabregas was unnecessary since Chelsea were leading 2 nill at the time.
You also looked like you celebrated the goal. You see what I mean? We can easily get caught!

CECH: I understand boss! I will be secretive and discrete next time.

ABRAMOVICH: Good! Be like Mourinho who insults Chelsea while dragging United away from the Champions League path! Insult us like Mourinho and stop speaking good of us!

CECH: I can never speak ill of Chelsea. I will always speak good of Chelsea sir!

ABRAMOVICH: Na who good epp? Please do your job. No fall my hand!!

CECH: Ok Sir!

END!

Monday, February 06, 2017

Friday, February 03, 2017